Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I love having hate sex.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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