Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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