I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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