Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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