You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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