i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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