It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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