i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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