Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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