why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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