ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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