So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Your tits are I can't wait for
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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