we have officially lost it.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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