there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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