I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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