it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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