Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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