erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you will always have a special place in my vag
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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