This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He better not be in your backpack
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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