we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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