the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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