were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize