My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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