who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
She's the barista slut.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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