stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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