I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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