I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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