Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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