well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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