They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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