I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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