Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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