Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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