What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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