I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Are my feet made of real feet?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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