i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
we're so committed to being not committed
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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