Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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