dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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