How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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