I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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