She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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