Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Randomize