Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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