don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
pray to the hookup gods
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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