I'm drive I can fine osifer
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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