do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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