I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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