Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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