he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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