The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Iâ€™m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. Iâ€™m killing two birds with one dick.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?