We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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