I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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