You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
im holly from the hills drunk
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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