redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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