From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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