I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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