we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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