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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once

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• (510): View more from California

  well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.

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  I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?

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