someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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