It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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