He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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