I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Drake has all the answers
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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